Garden Like You Give a Shit | Planting the Seeds


Mac and I have decided to take you out of the kitchen and into our gardens from time to time. And it is spring! It's time to plant our seeds.


Choosing seeds. Heirlooms and Hybrids and GMOmy!

HEIRLOOM seeds come from the same plant that came from the same seed that came from the same plant, straight down the line. Growers carefully prevent pollen from other types of the same plant from fertilizing their blossoms. So an 1894 variety of tomato plant will never cross breed with an Anna Banana Russian. To be considered Heirloom, the plant must have been in existence in its current variety for at least 50 years.

HYBRID seeds come from plants that are deliberately cross bred to gather the most desirable qualities of different types of plants into a new variety. However, hybrid plants are often sterile, meaning you can’t get growable seeds from the plant in the same way you can’t breed a mule. You can cross a donkey and a horse and get a mule, but that mule will be sterile. (Mostly.)

Many hybrids have been bred to be disease resistant or unappealing to insects. They’re bred for improved flavor and faster growing time and a higher yield. And there's nothing inherently wrong with a hybrid plant, and in fact, some hybrid varieties have been in existence for so long they have crossed over into the Heirloom category. Besides, every plant is a hybrid, when you get down to it. Nothing growing wild today hasn't cross pollinated countless times.


GMO: “A GMO, or genetically modified organism, is a plant, animal, microorganism or other organism whose genetic makeup has been modified in a laboratory using genetic engineering or transgenic technology. This creates combinations of plant, animal, bacterial and virus genes that do not occur in nature or through traditional crossbreeding methods.” –NonGMOproject.org

Since we have no way of knowing what sort of elements have been added to the seed’s DNA, and since if the plant should produce more seeds or fertilize nearby plants we can be sued by Monsanto, I chose not to use GMO seeds or plants. Most non-GMO items are labeled as such.

ORGANIC seeds are just what they sound like. They are grown using sustainable methods without pesticides or chemical fertilizers, on land that has been cultivated for at least 3 years using the standards established for Certified Organic farming. Some organic seeds are heirloom and some are hybrid, and they will be so labeled.

So based on those definitions and how you feel about each of them, go forth and choose your seeds.

Next Choose Your Dirt

If you’re just starting out, you’re going to need to buy some dirt. We did a lot of research for starting our plants this year. What’s available in your area will vary, but the parameters we wanted were these:

  • It had to be organic

  • It had to be vegan (no animal poop.)

  • It had to be made from plant based materials.

  • It had to have a diverse range of ingredients and an excellent mineral content.

Better than buying

Make your own soil. If you start composting your fruit & veggie scraps, coffee grounds, and so on, you will have your own homegrown potting soil by the time next spring rolls around. Composting is a post all its own so we’re going to leave this right here and moooove on.

Prepare the seeds

Read the label on your seed packet. Some will suggest soaking the seeds in a small amount of water for 6 to 8 hours, or even overnight. This softens the outer shell of the seed, signaling it that it’s time to wake up. Others suggest placing the seeds on a wet paper towel and covering them with another wet paper towel until they crack open and a tiny taproot comes emerges.

Both these stages require careful attention, very low light, a consistent temperature of 72 or higher, and consistent moisture. If they dry out, you’ll probably have to start over with new seeds.

Prepare the pots

You want a pot big enough for the plant to stay in until it is transplanted into the garden. If you’re growing indoors, you can put your sprouted seed directly into its grown up container. But if growing outdoors, the pot is only a temporary home for your plant.




You might want to use the small seedling containers that decompose in the soil. This way when your plant escapes the trauma of a full on transplant. You can plant pot and all (although I always tear them up a bit so I can “tickle” the roots loose before placing the plant in the ground)





Whatever you use, put your soil into the pot, wet it down, wait a bit, wet it again, and when the seed is ready, poke a small indentation with your finger and drop your seed into it. Sprinkle soil over the top. If your seedling has sprouted a taproot, that root should be pointing downward, not upward. It’s a root, not a shoot.


Watch them grow

Place your plants in a sunny window that has a fairly consistent temperature. Keep them moist and watch them grow!

Talk to them regularly. Charge the water with love and light before you water them. Play gentle music for them. If you don’t believe this could possibly be effective, read The Hidden Messages in Water by Masaru Emoto

Moving them outside

Some plants can handle a mild frost while others cannot. To be safe, don’t transplant your babies outside until all danger of frost has passed in your area. And you can find out what that date is at this page on The Old Farmer's Almanac. In my area May 1st is considered the earliest safe time to put plants outside.

For the first few weeks outside, you need to stay abreast of the weather forecast. Sign up for your local news channel’s weather app. They all have one these days. You can usually set them to alert your phone when there is a danger of frost where you live.

If your plants are outside during a frost

If you know ahead of time that there is going to be a frost, you can protect your plants by covering them with fabric, just like tucking in a baby on a chilly night. Spread light cloth over them. I used to use bedsheets in a pinch. You can also use a light tarp or sheets of plastic. Use stakes or buckets or upturned jars or vases to hold the fabric up off the plant, so the weight won't crush it. Place stones or something heavy around the outer edges of the fabric or plastic to keep it from blowing out of place. Be sure the heavy objects aren't going to roll onto your plants.


First thing in the morning, remove the covers and water the plants, getting all their foliage nice and wet.

What if I didn’t cover them in time?

If you don’t have any advance warning and your plants get nipped by frost, they might look wilted or brown in the morning. Or they might not show the damager until much later and by then it will be too late to save them. If the temperature overnight dipped below 32, you’ll know by the white glitter on the grass. At first glance you might think it’s a trace of snow, but it’s not. It’s a thin white layer of ice, the dreaded frost. It vanishes with the sun but lasts longer in shady spots.

If you see frost on the grass early in the morning, even if your plants look okay, take action. Get out there as early as possible and water the plants. Use the “shower” setting on your hose nozzle and soak the foliage and stems in cold water, which is warmer than the frost. If you get to them soon enough you can minimize the damage. It stops the frost from doing more harm.

Later in the day or the following day, the plants should perk back up.

Make your garden an act of love

Gardening should not be work. It should be ease. It should be love and pleasure. You’re working with nature, not against it. Your harvest will contain whatever energy you put into it. If you’re out there bitching about weeds and bugs, and resenting all the extra work, you’re not gonna have a good time, and neither are the plants.

Do your gardening when you are feeling great, when your mood is excellent, when you’re flying high. You can also use your gardening hours as an escape from the rest of life. It can be a healing haven that restores and replenishes you. Never see your garden as an obligation or a chore.

A garden is a co-creation between the gardener and Nature. To me, that makes it the garden sacred space.




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